Epitonic Newsletter: Vol. 1, No. 19 'Chillin' wit da Colt 45'
12/07/99
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So Lando and Sczott, cold chillin' wit da Colt 45's in celebration of their upcoming birthday bash, have thunk up a plan to slap upside yo' mind numerous ultra-phat tracks ya'll fly-ass fools need to get yo' play on.
Standard Translation: We are giving you MP3's that we like for our birthday.
Fitter. Happier. More Downloads.
Come to Epitonic.com like a mad-ass monkey to get one of thousands of household prizes hand selected from random garbage cans to enhance the lives our favorite downloaders, YOU!!!
Enjoy Sucka.
Can we make less sense?
Find out next week on the Epitonc Newletter ExTrAVAGAnzA!!!
"Sketch Set"
by
Acceleradeck
The music that is blasting from your starship stereo, perfect for stellar mornings or supernova viewings. Chris Jeely will take you away with blissful guitars and drums sliced and diced.
"Negated"
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Unwound
Unwound is one of indie rock's most important bands ever. Taking up where SST-era Sonic Youth left off, Unwound maintains a punk rock stance in conquering and controlling noise rock.
"If Only U Could See"
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Weed
Weed blends ethereal backdrops with experimental drum and bass, then adds accents of world and classical. They layer their songs with a thick, intimate vibe that is as sensual as it is ecstatic.
"Dukes Up (DJ Abstract's One A.M. Mix)"
by
W
These are the chronicles of W's long, strange journeys in rhythm, and the tales of his encounters with others on the epic voyage. This man has, as they say, the Phunk of Eons written on his vinyl-stained hands.
"The Bridge (Excerpt)"
by
Loren MazzaCane Connors
Imagine the beautiful and droning resonance of large metal girders on a lonely bridge as moving vehicles vibrate its framework causing gargantuan reverberations to echo outward into hollow city spaces. This is an aproximation of the incredible ambient guitar drone work of Loren MazzaCane Connors.
"To Dig A Child's Grave"
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Seki
Seki is an intricate guitar band alternating moments of calm with voluminous sections of rock, a la June of 44 or Slint with a little more atmospheric feedback.
"Scenic"
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Fascia
Broadcasting live from Atlanta, Georgia in a frequency not yet invented, Fascia bring you audiovisual ambience and breakbeat multimedia. You may need ESP installed in order to play this.
"Christ Sized Shoes"
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Shiner
If you've ever found favor in the heavier side of life, you need to check out the twisting thunder of Shiner. There's sweet and soothing gold here buried deep beneath angular ax swinging and six feet of emotional turmoil.
"Bike Song"
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Red Monkey
England's Red Monkey takes riot punk and herky-jerky pop and splatters it on the back of your head. Think back a few years to bands like Huggy Bear...now think to the future and Red Monkey is there taunting you.
"Justlikeit"
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A.M.P.
Thick, ambient, heavy, steady rhythm and drone. From a limited-edition seven-inch. A must.
