Creepy Crawly, Part Three of the Creature Trilogy
Ongoing theme, my house has varmints lurking at every turn. I was asleep a couple of nights ago and awoke suddenly and jumped out of bed streaming. There was something crawling on my neck, it was a giant black ant. I am the beast master or something, I'm soon going to have ferrets that can go grab me a taco and then run down to the corner to mail my gas bill.