"Arr! It takes two ladies from da Isle of Lesbos to change a lightbulb. Those Greek women are uncommonly strong! One stands on da shoulders o' da other, and then they do a spinning sort o' dance, and before ye know it, the fresh lightbulb (or candle, as I like to call it), has been installed! The best trait of these ladies is that they never be needin' a ladder, which as ye probably know, just takes up extra space on the Tiny Vessel!"
Anchors Away, Cap'n Squint! & Skowl!