If you've got mild OCD or even just a heightened appreciation for symmetry, Things Organized Neatly is an internet wormhole. Kudos to the curators for coming up with a genius web traffic scheme, because the kinds of people who enjoy looking at pictures of painstakingly arranged scissors are the same kinds of people who feel compelled to read a website's entire archives. Well played, ladies and/or gentlemen.

In the spirit of such matters, I've crafted a playlist in numerical order. Are the transitions between these songs good? Not really -- but look how pretty it looks! Order when there could have been chaos! Scissors in a line!