This week, I've had a lot of reasons to want the same editing privileges for speech that I enjoy for writing. Not an uncommon wish, but in my mind I'm starting to conflate typing with in, while suffering a wandering mind during a presentation, thinking, "Oh man, this is like my mouth is accidentally jamming down the 'N' key and autofilling the page with gibberish while I'm blithely doing something else." Moral of the story: learn how to talk, stop spending so much time in front of a computer.