Holiday season is here folks, are you ready? I know I am. Completed my gift shopping this weekend (assuming UPS doesn't fuck everything up, which seems likely), finalized some plans with family and friends and have fully prepped my mind for total relaxation -- at least until December 31 around 7 PM. I'm so prepped for relaxing, in fact, that I can't even think of anything to write about today. So, I would like to take this time to personally wish all of our readers the happiest of holidays and an outrageously fun new year since I won't be back until ... uh-oh ... 2012. :-/

Cheers and farewell, twenty-eleven!