Alas! The holiday season is upon us! This is usually indicative that there's a lot of work to be done (to make up for the day's off) that just can't be completed in a 15-hour day. Thus, one must succumb to nocturnal behavior, though I must admit, it's not usually conducive to survival.
Pros of being nocturnal:
Witnessing the humorous rendezvous of the drunkards outside
Laughing at shitty late night infomercials
Not having to deal with an innumerable amount of Facebook updates
Cons of being nocturnal:
Being envious of the humorous rendezvous of the drunkards outside
Having to watch shitty late night infomercials
Not having any Facebook updates
Unfortunately, you don't really have a choice in the matter. It gets dark at 4:00 P.M. now. You're half way there!