Baseball: The country's (former) pastime
iPod, iPhone...the list goes on
Thanksgiving: Topped off with the Macy's Parade
The Simpsons: Who hasn't seen at least one episode?
March Madness: Pure madness
The Constitution and Bill of Rights: Enough said
Religious Freedom: See above
...and let's not forget the Turducken -- if you don't know what it is, you're missing out!
So while you're slaving over the grill this weekend or getting eaten alive by all those bugs as you watch fireworks, don't forget what you're celebrating -- a Revolution.