I like Halloween, but I dread choosing a costume. It seems to be more and more painful with each passing year.

Should it be sexy or funny?
Does my boyfriend really want to do a couples' costume? 
Do I want to freeze my ass off? 
What if it rains? OR WORSE -- snows?
Cross-dressing, anyone?  

Making that final decision comes with such a sense of relief...until you can't find something at the thrift store out of your stubborn refusal to spend $60+ on an outfit that doesn't fit right anyway.  

Here are some tracks to offer last minute inspiration if you're still on the prowl for that perfect idea.